God i love this character so much shout outs to Mike Z for making such a godlike game and an even bigger shoutout to Alex Ahad for making this amazing pic ;P
Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.
You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.
GLORIOUS.
Sometimes I wonder if Obama has a secret Tumblr and follows a lot of us so he can know what to tweet in order to get on our good side.
(Source: somethingveryodd)
“I don’t need an Iron Man suit. I’m already a weapon of mass seduction.”
— Robert Downey Jr.
Rhodey: Yo, Tony! I stopped by, but Thor was on the couch butt-ass naked! His junk was pointed at the door and everything!
Tony: Sorry about that, rhodey. I’m sure that YOU were wearing pants. I don’t suppose they were MY PANTS THAT YOU STOLE?
Rhodey: Dude, when are you gonna let that go?
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Tony: Thor, what’d I tell you about hanging out in the living room naked?
Thor: THE COOLNESS FROM YOUR CONDITIONER OF AIR IS PLEASING TO MY SKIN. *ALL* OF MY SKIN.
Tony: Ngah! Just….Put Little Mjolnir back in your pants, okay?
Thor: I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, THERE, MAN OF IRON. YOU HAVE USED A CUNNING METAPHOR TO REFER TO MY NETHER APPENDAGE.
Tony: Yeah, I’m cool that way. Look, could you just put on some pants? Before I get home…?
Thor: IT IS PARTICULARLY APT, SINCE MJOLNIR, TOO, BOASTS A SOLID SHAFT WITH A LARGE,IMPOSING HEAD. HA!
Tony: Stop texting me now.
Thor: BUT WHEN I GRIP IT AND WAVE IT ABOUT, IT IS JANE WHO IS BORNE HEAVENWARD! HAHA!
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Tony: Dear God. I am SO. Sorry.
Jane: …what?


